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Before we get to Lindsay Lohan?s cracked-out ?celebration? of her legal success, let?s celebrate something else. Everyone is talking about this weird/amazing/awful ?morphing? video of LL?s crack face (below). The same people (I think) did the video of Britney Spears? morphing face a few months ago (which was just kind of sad), and now there?s a Lindsay one. You?ll have to watch it a few times to really ?get? how different everything on her face is. Like, I had to watch it one time just to look at her crack lips through the years.

Just awful. I personally think she?s had work done on her nose too ? it wouldn?t surprise me at all if someone claimed that she had to get some work done on her nose in the past few years because of all of the cocaine. Then there?s the issue of her lips. And those cheek fillers. And everything else. Just awful.

But a crackhead never changes her crack stripes. On Thursday, Lindsay was officially taken off of ?formal? probation. She?s now on ?informal? probation, which means that she doesn?t have to meet regularly with anybody or take any classes, but if she gets arrested in the next two years? something will happen. Something vague. Something weak. Anyway, Lindsay celebrated her legal victory at the Marmont, of course. We heard on Friday that she went to ?lunch? with her sister. But the crack party didn?t stop with ?lunch?! LL?s rep, poor Steve Honig, confirmed to Us Weekly that LL spent Thursday evening in one of the Marmont?s bungalows, where she, Ali, Dina, and LL?s ?agents, managers, and attorneys? dined on paella while ?watching Who?s Afraid of Virginia Woolf??. Honig explains, ?It was a get-together to say thank you to everyone who supported her through this whole thing. It was a quiet party ? not a rowdy night as some people might make it out to seem.? What?s that, you say? You heard something about a cracked-out party?

What better way to celebrate the end of your probation than by throwing a party! That?s just what Lindsay Lohan did!

?It was a private suite ? the place was packed with people,? a partygoer tells Life & Style about the March 29 gathering at the Chateau Marmont in LA. The soiree started around 9 p.m. ? just a few hours after Judge Stephanie Sautner lifted Lindsay?s probation for a 2007 drunk-driving conviction. ?It was so crowded, you could barely see anything.?

?She was talking to a group of friends,? the partygoer tells Life & Style. ?I didn?t see her have anything to drink.?

But the newly free star did indulge in a little excess ? she changed her outfit multiple times throughout the night!

?She first had on this white dress, then changed into a black top and jeans,? the partygoer says. ?But then she changed again into another dress. She came out like five times from the bedroom wearing something different each time.?

Celeb pals like Nicky Hilton, new mom Kimberly Stewart and Brandon Davis (who famously called Lindsay ?Firecrotch? during a rift in 2006) came out to support her.

?Nicky was friendly and in good spirits,? the partygoer tells Life & Style. ?Kimberly looked very understated. She totally seems like she?s in full mommy mode now. She only stayed until 9:30 because she said she had to get back to her child.?

While the Mean Girls actress was excited to end her probation, she decided to keep it more exclusive later on in the evening.

?Around midnight, she started kicking people out that she didn?t know,? the partygoer says.

[From Life & Style]

Hmmm? who to believe? Honig says the Cracken and her crack team of employees and sycophants were watching an Elizabeth Taylor movie. Life & Style?s sources say LL was playing dress up and? not drinking? That?s okay. I?m sure she was doing lines every time she had a costume change. And did we really need the detail about ?watching Who?s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?? We get it, Crackie. You?re all about Elizabeth Taylor now.

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